Caught My Eye…

I’m stuck between a rock and someone I’d like to hit with it. – Unknown

Welcome to the big column to end the week, “Caught My Eye” (CME)!

If you are a first-time visitor, welcome! CME is the once a week column that is posted here every Friday morning. This is when I take a look at some of the stories I did not have time to write about during the week. There may be some sarcasm and pointed independent commentary so be warned!

Here are the topics that “Caught My Eye” this week:

  • Mueller, Mueller
  • Reefer Madness
  • Online Jail Roster
  • One More Thing

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Thursday Numbers

I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say “wow,” that many times in your first session but here we are. –Unknown

Welcome to “Thursday Numbers!” In case you’re a first-time visitor, this is the weekly column where I take a look at the numbers that are in the news (in descending order) and provide commentary sometimes sprinkled with sarcasm, humor, and bluntness.

This week’s topics include the Facebook fine, the CNN Democratic debates, unemployment, Bernie Madoff, Greg Gianforte, Steve Daines, Jon Tester, zombie eaters, Trump’s job performance, MLB standings, immigration raid, Robert Mueller, and much more!

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Tuesday’s Quick Hits

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “smell this” it usually smells nice. – Unknown

Today’s quick hits deal with these important subjects:

  • Mueller, Mueller
  • Trump’s Plastic Straws
  • One More Thing

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Caught My Eye…

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend, “That’s us in 10 years.” He said, “That’s a mirror, dummy!” – Unknown

Welcome to the big column to end the week, “Caught My Eye” (CME)!

If you are a first-time visitor, welcome! CME is the once a week column that is posted here every Friday morning. This is when I take a look at some of the stories I did not have time to write about during the week. There may be some sarcasm and pointed independent commentary so be warned!

Here are the topics that “Caught My Eye” this week:

  • Stapleton vs Bullock
  • Cascade County Pay Raise
  • Robert Mueller Speaks
  • Mitch McConnell
  • One More Thing

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Thursday Numbers

How do you know when a man is about to say something intelligent?
When he starts his sentence with, “My wife once told me…” –Unknown

Welcome to “Thursday Numbers!” In case you’re a first-time visitor, this is the weekly column where I take a look at the numbers that are in the news (in descending order) and provide commentary sometimes sprinkled with sarcasm, humor, and bluntness.

This week’s topics include the Powerball jackpot, the Mueller investigation, unemployment, Kamala Harris & teachers, MLB opening day & the Kansas City Royals, Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler, CNN poll, Planned Parenthood of Montana, 2019 Division 1 Men’s & Women’s NCAA tournament, CVS & Walgreens & Cannabidiol, and one perfect bracket!

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