The Monday Memo

I recently bought a toilet brush. To make a long story short, I’m going back to toilet paper. – Anonymous

Today’s independent commentary deals with these people/issues:

  • Bad Week for Daines
  • Tester & Morning Joe
  • One More Thing

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Thursday Numbers

Men don’t have babies because God saw the way they handle colds and knew the species would never survive. -Unknown

Welcome to “Thursday Numbers!” In case you’re a first-time visitor, this is the weekly column where I take a look at the numbers that are in the news (in descending order) and provide commentary sometimes sprinkled with sarcasm, humor, and bluntness.

This week’s topics include 2020 get-out-the-vote spending, Montana liquor licenses, unemployment, border bills, angry Americans, debate talk times, Chiefs’ receiver Tyreek Hill, Supreme Court rulings, Steamboat Geyser, College World Series, and much more!

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Caught My Eye…

Apparently, it’s “rude” to ask the parents of a kid on a leash if it was a rescue. – Unknown

Welcome to the big column to end the week, “Caught My Eye” (CME)!

If you are a first-time visitor, welcome! CME is the once a week column that is posted here every Friday morning. This is when I take a look at some of the stories I did not have time to write about during the week. There may be some sarcasm and pointed independent commentary so be warned!

Here are the topics that “Caught My Eye” this week:

  • Biden vs Trump Poll Results
  • Barr – Senate & House
  • Fox News – Ingraham vs Wallace
  • Chiefs’ Tyreek Hill
  • One More Thing

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The Wednesday Read

When you ask me what I’m doing today and I say “nothing,” it doesn’t mean I’m free. It means I’m doing nothing – Unknown

Today’s topics include:

  • Drunk Driving in Montana
  • Gianforte – MT Governor
  • The Tax Cut Debate
  • Trump & Bernie & Fox News
  • 2019 NFL Schedule

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The Wednesday Read

Maybe my mom was right all those years ago. Maybe I won’t be happy until someone loses an eye. Maybe that’s what’s been missing. – Unknown

Today’s topics include:

  • Non-Citizens & Voting
  • NFL Free Agency
  • The NBA Problem

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The Monday Memo

It’s better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at that line for the rest of your life. – Anonymous

Today’s independent commentary deals with these issues:

  • Super Bowl Recap
  • Halftime Show
  • Commercials
  • Next Year

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Thursday Numbers

My wife made me coffee this morning & winked at me when she handed me the cup. I’ve never been more scared of a drink in all of my life. – @AndyAsAdjective

Welcome to “Thursday Numbers!” In case you’re a first-time visitor, this is the weekly column where I take a look at the numbers that are in the news (in descending order) and provide commentary sometimes sprinkled with sarcasm, humor, and bluntness.

This week’s topics include Rand Paul & rubbish, the 2020 Census, unemployment, Amanda Knox & Italy, Super Bowl tickets, Super Bowl dates, Super Bowl Monday, January is ending, New England Patriots, Los Angeles Rams, John Elway & interceptions, and much more!

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