Thursday Numbers

I can’t prove this, but I swear I used to be smarter, funnier, and less tired. – Unknown

Welcome to “Thursday Numbers!” In case you’re a first-time visitor, this is the weekly column where I take a look at the numbers that are in the news (in descending order) and provide commentary sometimes sprinkled with sarcasm and humor.

This week’s topics include Mega Millions, unemployment claims, Trump lies, Drew Brees, Article I/II impeachment votes, Steve Daines & impartial justice, obesity, Paul Manafort, Trump/Clinton/Johnson, and much more!

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Thursday Numbers

Honesty has a power very few people can handle. — Unknown

Welcome to “Thursday Numbers!” In case you’re a first-time visitor, this is the weekly column where I take a look at the numbers that are in the news (in descending order) and provide commentary sometimes sprinkled with sarcasm and humor.

This week’s topics include Mega Millions lottery, MLB pitcher Gerrit Cole, Greg Gianforte, unemployment claims, Lawrence VanDyke, FCS football quarterfinals, college basketball, Kansas City Chiefs & the AFC West, plus much more!

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Thursday Numbers

What if they’re not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe? – Unknown

Welcome to “Thursday Numbers!” In case you’re a first-time visitor, this is the weekly column where I take a look at the numbers that are in the news (in descending order) and provide commentary sometimes sprinkled with sarcasm, humor, and bluntness.

This week’s topics include the Mega Millions lottery, unemployment data, the DoD and the Trump Turnberry resort, Brad Tschida, firearm deaths, Justin Trudeau, NFL penalties, most/least diverse states, new Democratic primary voters poll, Eli Manning, and much more!

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Thursday Numbers

I don’t have a welcome mat at my door because I’m not a liar. – Unknown

Welcome to “Thursday Numbers!” In case you’re a first-time visitor, this is the weekly column where I take a look at the numbers that are in the news (in descending order) and provide commentary sometimes sprinkled with sarcasm, humor, and bluntness.

This week’s topics include the Mega Millions jackpot, unemployment, newspaper jobs, home run record, Trump’s judicial nominees, Daines’ travels, USA Men’s basketball, mass shooting worries, 9/11, harvest moon, the Democrats debate, and much more!

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Thursday Numbers

Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. It’s simple meth. – Unknown

Welcome to “Thursday Numbers!” In case you’re a first-time visitor, this is the weekly column where I take a look at the numbers that are in the news (in descending order) and provide commentary sometimes sprinkled with sarcasm, humor, and bluntness.

This week’s topics include Google & YouTube, the Mega Millions lottery, unemployment, Sears & Kmart, Defense Department projects, NFL kickoff, Steamboat Geyser, the U.S. Navy, ESPN Body Issue, gambling & the NFL, California & fur trapping, and much more!

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