The Sunday Message

“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway” ― Sydney J. Harris

As we march into January, we could use a good laugh or two (laughing might help us keep warm).

Many years ago, I helped write and edit my church bulletin. During that time I was always worried that I would make a mistake that everyone would see. Then someone would send my error to someone who would publish a list of bloopers and I’d see it. I don’t think I ever made the list, but here are some church bulletin bloopers that did:

-Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

­-Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING conference: “The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals.”

-Hymn: “I Love Thee My Ford.”

-At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.

-Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30p.m. Please use the back door.

-The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

You can read the rest of “44 Funny Church Bulletin Bloopers To Make You Smile” by clicking HERE.

“A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.” – Proverbs 17:22 (NIV)

Have a great week!

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