Answer: “About two years.”

I’ve been accused of spending too much time in the bathroom, but not nearly as much time as the woman in Kansas who supposedly sat on the toilet for two years at her boyfriend’s home.

This STORY is hard to believe. Two years?

The toilet seat was removed with a pry bar and she was taken to the hospital with the seat attached to her. “Hey lady, you’ve got a toilet seat on your rear!” Ouch!

I suppose the boyfriend has two bathrooms…and no brain.