Those darn computers…
The Western Word (TWW) is very relieved the computers are up and running again on the International Space Station.
I heard a rumor that scientists called in the “The Geek Squad” to fix the problem. I sent an e-mail and added my ideas, telling them to try hitting the Ctrl/Alt/Delete keys altogether.

You’re gonna pay…
Duke lacrosse prosecutor Mike Nifong says he will resign as the Durham County district attorney. This is the right move.
Look for Duke University to pay out of the nose to these three young men. When all of this came to light, the whole lacrosse team suffered as well as their coach.
It’s amazing how the public and the media found these three young men guilty before they even had their day in court. This happens a lot in this country. I’ve seen several people found guilty by the media even before they were indicted.

It sure beats beer…
Yes, I’ve “sampled” a few of Applebees’ margaritas, but not from a sippy cup…

I’m a big winner…
According to e-mails in my Yahoo account, I won the Irish lottery and a couple of United Kingdom National Lotteries recently. My e-mail address has also been picked as a winner in some contests. Then some gentleman picked me to help him with a deceased client’s money. He would like me to stand as the next of kin to his deceased client who made a deposit in his bank.
I’m excited. Things are looking up for Jack the Blogger.