Get down! Shut up!

Yesterday the Washington Examiner reported“Attorney General Eric Holder can imagine a scenario in which it would be constitutional to carry out a drone strike against an American on American soil, he wrote in a letter to Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky.”

Oh no. Holder said “can imagine.”

Politico reported that Sen. Rand Paul said this means “Americans could be killed while they’re ‘eating dinner’ or ‘at a cafe.’”

In other words, that means people like me who eat a lot are more likely to be killed by a drone. This is terrible news for the restaurant business…

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