Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

Welcome to “Thursday Numbers!” In case you’re a first-time visitor, this is the weekly column where I take a look at the numbers that are in the news (in descending order) and provide commentary sometimes sprinkled with sarcasm.

This week’s topics include Trump’s tweets, unemployment, Trump’s salary, stolen fireworks, Joey Chestnut, the election integrity commission, Sharon & Ozzy Osbourne, urban chickens, Montana earthquake, and much more!

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