Happy Wednesday, faithful readers! Here are the topics for today’s commentary:
- Rosendale’s Wife Addresses Rumors
- Donald Trump, Jr.
- Wrong For Children to Be Born
- Let Them Eat Cereal
ROSENDALE’S WIFE ADDRESSES AFFAIR RUMORS:
NonStop Local News is reporting that with the rumor of an affair swirling around DC, Twitter, and now locally, Congressman Matt Rosendale’s wife, Jean Rosendale, tells NonStop Local’s Bradley Warren that she is standing by her husband.
“These lies are 100% false and are political mudslinging at its worst,” Jean Rosendale said.
NonStop Local reported that on Monday morning, former North Dakota Democratic Senator Heidi Heitkamp appeared on a podcast called Talking Feds where she publicly floated the rumor that the congressman had an extramarital affair involving a 20-year-old staffer whom he had gotten pregnant.
It is also being reported that lawyers for Congressman Rosendale have filed a litigation hold notice against the former senator.
This should be an exciting election year.
DONALD TRUMP, JR:
In the last week, we’ve learned that President Joe Biden says that “good sex” is the key to a lasting and happy marriage. (Source)
Donald Trump, Jr., took notice and posted the following message on social media:
There’s literally no amount of Viagra on earth that’s going to give Joe Biden (who can barely walk without falling over) wood. Just stop!
The more desperate they become trying to make him seem young and vibrant the more obvious it is to everyone that he’s not up to any task!
I doubt anyone asks Junior or his dad what the key is to a lasting and happy marriage.
WRONG FOR CHILDREN TO BE BORN:
The Daily Beast is reporting that President Trump on Friday flubbed a crucial part of his address to the March for Life, accidentally telling the anti-abortion protesters that it’s wrong for children to be born. “Right now, a number of state laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother’s womb in the ninth month. It is wrong. It has to change.”
I’m sure some of the MAGA nutjobs will post Trump’s comments (above) like they would do if Biden said it. Trump is losing it right in front of us. That’s the reason he would not debate the other Republicans in the primary because it would show his mental deficiency.
LET THEM EAT CEREAL:
In case you missed it, Gary Pilnick, the multimillionaire chief executive officer of the US food processing giant Kellogg’s has drawn scorn from some quarters after recently suggesting that families with strained finances could cope by eating “cereal for dinner.” (Source)
It was also reported that One TikTok user derisively referred to a September 2023 Securities and Exchange Commission filing which showed Pilnick earned an annual base salary of $1m and more than $4m in incentives. “This fool is making 4m bucks a year,” that user said. “Do you think he’s feeding his kids cereal for dinner?”
I bet Pilnick gets his cereal for free.
The Western Word 
I think that poor old Joe needs to retire. Enjoy that last of the few years he has left just hanging out on the front deck enjoying his grandchildren and taking it easy.
Someone has got to be pulling our collective legs — Has anyone seen the price of cereal these days? Eating it for breakfast will run you to the poor house … eating it for breakfast and dinner, will run you to the poor house faster.
Great points. Thanks, JmB
By golly it’s working! Guess who was one of the 195 House members who voted against the Right to Contraception Act? That’s right. ROSIE! Our very own holy roller Rosie Rosendale does not believe that women in this country have a right to contraception! In other words, if you do the deed, you gonna breed! No if’s and buts about it! It’s the MAGA way! Freedom!
And now as the ultimate testament to Rosie’s MAGA vision, it appears that maybe, just maybe Rosie will do what great MAGA leaders always do. Lead by example! Unless Rosie can prove immaculate conception, some speculate he may soon be a proud papa MAGA! Puhhhraise Vitory! A little bundle of MAGA joy to support for the next eighteen years! And for a guy aged 63, that takes some real MAGA cojones! It’s almost Biblical. Wasn’t it Moses who was still fathering children well past the age of 500.
Rosie has become a paragon of MAGA virtue. He can now make all Montana proud by doing the right thing and accepting responsibility for whatever happens and not trying to weasel his way out. That’s a Montana value! Contraception or immaculate conception. Maybe Rosie will now see the light and vote a little more sympathetic in the future!
http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/lucian-k-truscott-iv/109545/first-abortion-then-ivf-and-now-birth-control
LK