TWW Rankings, Music, and Funnies

Jack the Blogger reads the news, subscribes to tons of political emails from the right and the left, and surfs the web daily. So, here are The Western Word’s (TWW) current rankings of the top three presidential candidates for each party.

Democrats
1. Clinton
2. Obama
3. Edwards

Republicans
1. Giuliani
2. McCain
3. Romney

It’s a long way until the Presidential primaries, so TWW believes there may be a couple of other folks move up the ladder for each party.
By the way my thoughts and prayers are with the Edwards family in regards to Elizabeth Edwards’ reappearance of cancer.

What TWW is listening to today:
Blue Collar Man by Styx
Give me a job, give me security, Give me a chance to survive
I’m just a poor soul in the unemployment line, My God, I’m hardly alive
Make me an offer that I can’t refuse, Make me respectable, man
This is my last time in the unemployment line.

TWW’s funny idea of the day: We were having problems with our dog, so I had one of those chips implanted in the dog so they could find her home in case she was ever lost. But my idea was to put my address as somewhere in California. I took the dog to another vet and told them I had found her. They scanned her for a chip. Presto, the dog is on her way to California. Problem solved.

TWW’s other funny idea:
Let’s take the bill called HB-2 and divide it into six or eight separate bills and really screw with the democrats and the governor. Yea, that’s the ticket. The circus continues….